uhm there’s only 4 of us in our house but we have 8 toothbrushes and we’re all adamant that we each only own one
Uh oh…have you checked your arms for tally marks?!
are you suggesting that there are 4 silence living in my house and brushing their teeth on a regular basis
hygiene is important to everyone
they have no mouths
don’t be racist
got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”
that’s a real fancy way of saying “I’m a huge geek”
i’m using this phrase from now on
Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me
Nothing wrong with a good dose of sheer terror at a young age
"It was a story, I learned when people began to read it, that children experienced as an adventure, but which gave adults nightmares. It’s the strangest book I’ve written"
-Neil Gaiman on Coraline
this scene was wild from start to finish
this is the story of a girl
who cried a river and drowned the whole world
a female human child cannot product enough liquid from her eyes to create enough mass to encase the earth in water
those tumblr mutuals you rlly want to be friends with but are too cool for you
If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”
As leader i declare this a thing
I dunno guys. Purghaps it’ll catch on.
no mom it’s not a phase
it’s a phaser
sorry mom gotta go the enterprise is waiting
the fact that this picture exists makes me happy
The plaid shirts tho.
Yes, he is.
So canon. So canon!!!